Disney’s “The Little Mermaid”
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
good advertisements here on the highway
Dear Tooth Fairy,
look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about $20,000 that would be really cool
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
make shorter posts im too lazy to read
i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
when someone says “for your information” i make sure to put what they said in my information straight away. don’t want loose unsecured information flapping around causing a big mess.