justinryler:

Disney’s “The Little Mermaid”

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

rundelhousecode:

good advertisements here on the highway

rundelhousecode:

good advertisements here on the highway

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.
Calvin and Hobbes  (via elige)

seasluq:

Dear Tooth Fairy,

look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about $20,000 that would be really cool

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

nallycat:

make shorter posts im too lazy to read

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

youngjusticer:

"Let it burn."
Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.

youngjusticer:

"Let it burn."

Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when someone says “for your information” i make sure to put what they said in my information straight away. don’t want loose unsecured information flapping around causing a big mess.